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Strange responses

 These  are some strange responses I have received by different people on different occasions
  • I saw this funny photograph on Facebook, did you see it too?
  • Yes I saw it (with a stern look)  
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  • Your best friend and cousin has married - you must be very happy.
  • Not all,  after her marriage I don't want to see her or meet her ever again. I stop being friends with anyone who gets married. 
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  • You had an accident, you have all those bandages.
  • I don't feel the pain, I'm angry with the policeman who gave the wrong direction.
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  • The doctor said your eyes  were -5 and you need thick lenses, why did you not tell anyone you were feeling discomfort in your eyes?
  • I felt discomfort but I did not think it was necessary to tell anyone about it, I thought it would go away or if it gets worse I thought what can I or anyone do about it?
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  • Which animal would you prefer as a pet?
  • Pets are such a nuisance, hate looking after them.
  • Still if you had choice between a dog or a cat which would you choose a dog or a cat
  • A cat they maintain themselves and don't care much affection and attention, dogs are a nuisance, I can't be bothered with always having looking after them and  their constant need for attention.
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  • You got this gift how does it make you feel?
  • What am I supposed to feel?
  • Joy, excited and grateful
  • No, so got a gift, what's the big deal?
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  • Did you see who went by?
  • Yeah my uncle, so??
  • Why didn't you greet him?
  •  Greet him?  Are you crazy?  I don't greet anyone ever, I hate doing that, I hate it even more if someone asks me to.
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  • Why are you so sad?
  • There was this person at  whom I think is completely stupid, useless whom I've told everyone should ignore, but today everyone was talking with him. That made me so angry.
  • Why were people talking with him?
  • Because he announced he is getting married.
  •  That is not something to get upset about,  instead you should have been happy for him
  • I don't have time for people like him.

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  • Why do you remain quiet all the time, don't share anything, talk about anything?
  • Because I have nothing to say.
  • Why don't you?
  • I prefer to remain silent because every time I talk it leads ugly arguments
  • I don't think so
  • Yes it does, you don't understand - there you have started a fight already, it is best to stay quiet.
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